North Korea, Best Korea!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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