Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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