I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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