I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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