My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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