STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Randomize
