David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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