he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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