I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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