Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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