it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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