He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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