oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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