if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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