is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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