i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you mean i was at the winter classic?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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