Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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