that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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