Just fell off a train. Bad.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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