its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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