we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Sext me about skeletons
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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