just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I have aggressive nipples.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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