I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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