did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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