I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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