i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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