she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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