All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
