Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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