When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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