Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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