I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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