normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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