hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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