this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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