I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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