Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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