So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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