hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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