We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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