everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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