I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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