Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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