Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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