Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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