Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i already hear my dad disowning me
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
