Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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