she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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