Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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