my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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